Golf Humor

Tiger Woods can walk on water.

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I stumbled upon this while perusing golf videos. This is great! A couple of guys found a glitch in Tiger Woods 2009 and put a video on youtube showing Tiger Woods hitting a golf ball whilst standing on the water. Nike got wind of this and made a commercial response to it. Enjoy! -Dave

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Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife, “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad, once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.” His wife sympathizes. As they…

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This was totally my round yesterday… It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker: “Would the gentleman on the women’s tee please back up to…

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Here’s a little Tuesday golf humor for you 🙂 God meets the world’s greatest golfers as they enter heaven. God asks Arnie first: ‘What do you believe?’ Arnie thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, ‘I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in…

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Earlier this year Sergio Garcia and Morgan-Leigh Normal broke off their semi-long term relationship. Garcia blamed his poor performance of late was not a case of the yips — a nervous condition that throws golfers off their game — but a loss of confidence caused by the end of his relationship with Morgan-Leigh Norman, daughter…

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I’ve posted about Penny-Arcade before, but here’s another of their awesome comic strips. -Dave

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Found these jokes over at BadGolfer.com. I personally think they’re abhorrent and completely inappropriate…….. But I have a duty to my readers….. 🙂 A Misdirected Shot A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome…

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Reminiscent of Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a Redneck..” I’m starting the “You Might Be a Golfer…” list and I’d like your help. 🙂 Here’s what I’ve thought of so far.. YOU MIGHT BE A GOLFER IF… your dominant hand is darker than your other hand. you’ve ever used the term “undulation” in a conversation…

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Here’s a little Tuesday golf humor for you 🙂 Did you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees and he begins to think irrationally? Ever wonder why? It’s because she smells like a new golf bag! 🙂 Hope…

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Little Monday Golf Humor for you 🙂 A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only…

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The Fellas at GolfIsHard posted this up and I had to share it. Love this E-Trade Baby. TGIF -Dave Book your next Discount Orlando Tee Times through our new online tee times booking engine.

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All right-handed golfers beware! World Association of Left-Handed Golfers First Golf, next, the world!! 🙂 and if you are not inclined to world domination…yet, here’s the National Association link. National Association of Left-Handed Golfers (crosses fingers) now that we again have a left handed president who plays golf, perhaps we can start seeing a better…

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Effective Immediately. Applies to all golfers ages 77 and up. Senior Golf Rule Changes for 2009 Colleagues: The AARP has negotiated with the PGA to modify the rules of golf for seniors. Rule 1.a.5 A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to…